Last week was my imaginary ex-boyfriend’s birthday. January 2, to be exact. I only know this because Facebook told me so. I had forgotten about him.
His name is Andrew Logan, and he’s 33 years old now. Well, not technically. He’s actually eight; I created him back in 2007 to make a real ex-boyfriend jealous.
Andrew and I met over one summer during my college years and had one of those passionate summer flings that we knew would never last and parted on the best of term…
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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein
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