When it comes to being a mother, I have an impressive resume of mediocrity that spans almost 14 years.
The highlights of this career include a wide expanse of duties (mostly unsavory) which include (but are not limited to):
- Feeding another person with my body
- Absorbing vomit with my hair
- Sleeping at awkward angles
- Watching The Mupp…
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. – Robert Heinlein
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