Shortly after my divorce, some friends decided I needed to get out and have some fun. I was teetering on the edge of becoming a shut-in, so I reluctantly agreed. In an effort to pamper myself, I decided to buy a dress. It was super cute and didn’t make me look fat (according to my full length mirror placed at the perfect angle; don’t you dare touch it.)
Immediately after slipping the dress over my head, I realized why I shouldn’t have bought it: it had a goddamn zipper. I blew thr…
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