It’s a bad sign when I’m on a date and I miss my dog. If I look forward to drooly, droopy jowls rather than Mr. Comb-over’s kiss, it’s time to call a cab. Don’t get me wrong; I love men. It’s just that in a lot of cases, I love my dog more.

This…
…
… Read more at HuffingtonPost.com
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. – Mark Twain
csm 1 2015-02-18 19:05:02.89