My father recently rang to ask for advice about his online dating profile five minutes after I finished a call with my mother. Mom had called for the sole purpose of informing me, yet again, how sexy her 60-year-old boyfriend’s body is. Neither parent asked if I wanted to have these conversations, which I didn’t. Unfortunately, this is my new normal. As both my parents informed me, I am “an adult now.” This means, apparently, since their divorce, that I am privy to everything.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. – Will Rogers
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